It was the first day of school, and I was trying to make a really good first impression on my classmates and my school. And I was heading out of class, trying to make it to my next class early, when I was running down the stairs and I slipped on a piece of paper. I tumbled down in front of about five students, and they were all laughing at me. And this was my first impression.
My most embarrassing moment definitely was when I was working at a very fancy department store. I was working in men's fragrance, and we had to dress up all in black and look very nice to go to work. Uh… And I guess I hadn't eaten that day or something, but I was eating a candy bar on the way while I was driving to work, and I had dropped a piece on my seat and was sitting on it. So I walked into the store, and I was thinking that I just looked fantastic. And my boss looked at me and she goes, "David, did you sit on a candy bar or something?" And I didn't know what she was talking about, and I went into the bathroom, and I looked, and I realized… I didn't look so great after all. So that was definitely my most embarrassing moment.
My most embarrassing moment was when I was on vacation a few years ago. My wife and I rented a car, and we were out sightseeing when all of a sudden, the horn on the car got stuck and it just started going off. (Makes horn noise.) It just wouldn't stop. And we're driving down the highway, and people were staring at us and, like, glaring at us, and there was nothing I could do. I kept pushing on the horn, but nothing would change. It just kept honking. Eventually, I think we pulled off and got a mechanic to fix it, but it was excruciating. It went on for hours and hours and… I was so embarrassed, but there was really nothing I could do.