Script:
Man: How′s your new job at the hospital?
Woman: It′s great. So much better than my old office job. And my coworkers are so nice.
Man: Good. That′s important, to feel comfortable with your coworkers.
Woman: There′s just one tiny problem. I only get paid once a month.
Man: That′s terrible. You should work in a school like I do. I get my paycheck every two weeks.